Summary: blog. Nishu Goyal
When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing. Now, God only knows
One upon a time there was a hungry fox. This fox tried to reach
some grapes hanging high on the vine. But she was unable to do so.
She tried again and again, leaped with unequaled swiftness and
ferocity. All with uniformly fruitless outcomes. As her hope ground
to a halt she walked away remarking, [...]
Date Published: Jul 22, 2010 - 9:51 am

Date Published: Apr 16, 2010 - 8:50 am
Most of the heroes are orphan. Moses is abandoned in a basket,
Hercules grows up without his father. Cinderella, Hansel and
Gretel, and Snow White. Batman, Spiderman, Superman, many of the
X-men. Harry Potter, Frodo Baggins, the Baudelaire Children, and
Luke and Leia Skywalker. Now that we agree on this fact, lets move
on to [...]
Date Published: Dec 14, 2009 - 4:11 am
I was named after a neighbor’s kid. I was around three years old. I
was supposed to join a school and my parents needed a name for me.
The sacred quest to find a name for me was bestowed upon my cousin.
Being the smartest kid in the family he went through gigantic
repository of [...]
Date Published: Dec 06, 2009 - 7:56 pm
You don’t feel like sitting, concentrating and working on one thing
at a time. Instead you flatter yourself
about adeptness of stitching in time to save
the nine. You indulge yourself in multiple tasks. You fail.
And you hide behind the forsaken masks. No one blames you. You are
genius. Invulnerable. You are God. Diabolic. Vindictive. Yes. No.
You are far [...]
Date Published: Nov 23, 2009 - 1:22 am
Sometime around four in the morning you sit down, glum and
sleepless with an urge to make an update at your blog. “What now,
Tolstoy? What other bright ideas do you have for your blog?” you
ask yourself. You choose to write about the random, witty,
sarcastic conversation you had with random people, creating an
[...]
Date Published: Nov 15, 2009 - 1:41 am
Lets pretend that you are reading this assuming that this blog post
has something to do with “Dummies guide to milkyway“. Now, you
suddenly realize that you have been living in Milkyway for a
considerable amount of time yourself. So you really wont be reading
anything that tell you how to do the same. I [...]
Date Published: Oct 08, 2009 - 12:54 pm
A little elboration on the strip: I do not like to elaborate on
californium-252 words that I type. Explaining a joke brutally
rots and dismembers it. People who dont get it, wont get it. People
who think they got it, will keep thinking they got it. People who
get it will get it. And finally people [...]
Date Published: Jun 03, 2009 - 2:15 pm
I got this weird habit to mention the time when I write a blog
post. Supposedly, it has something to do with inconsequential urge
to state the darkness around and within. Guess that makes one sound
cool. But then, phrase – sounding cool – is self-contradictory.
Cool people do not express that they are cool. [...]
Date Published: Jun 01, 2009 - 4:37 pm
I am compiling a list of few things which might instantly lift up
your mood. Yawn and Stretch. Seen a dog when he wakes up? Smell a
flower. They smell awesome. Polish a mirror. Then look in it and
smile. Brush your teeth. Brush your hair. Drink two glasses of
water, add a wedge of [...]
Date Published: Mar 12, 2009 - 2:29 pm