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Calling All Genuinely Normal People, Who Is Strange Among You?

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What is normal anyway? If there was a genuine way to gauge normal, then the genuinely strange would be acceptable and even interesting. But, since there is not any such thing as normal, it is what everyone wants. Like the forbidden fruit that is impossible to get.

World's Fastest Toilet - My Rear End!

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Not long ago, on MSNBC (dot) com there was a viral video that showed a toilet on top of a go-cart which went at a very high speed. The video stated; "World's Fastest Toilet" but is it really - no way I say! First, Japan has toilets on several of their bullet trains moving at 200 plus miles per hour, but there are also toilets on the ISS, albeit high-tech toilets, and those toilets are in orbit at 17,000 miles per hour.

10 Good Excuses to Get Out of Work

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This article will give you ten good excuses for getting out of work. Use these excuses at your own risk as the author accepts no responsibility if your boss doesn't accept the excuse and fires you.

Those Good Ol' Mom-Isms

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Some of the mom-isms that I grew up with are still in my household. Why? Because my eighty year old mother lives with me and I hear them on a daily basis. She keeps me laughing that is for sure. Here are a few of her best mom-isms.

Laughter: The Best Medicine

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Laughter can be concluded as one of the best medicines known to us. It has a lot of health benefits which have been frequently researched. Laughing is also not difficult at all and it comes for free. So why not share a laugh or two with everyone.

Fishing With Dad

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The father son relationship is very special. Father's should spend a lot of quality time with their sons. My father was gone too soon leaving me with few memories. This is the only time I fished with my father. It is a cherished memory.

Twice The Crime, In Half The Time!

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As we learn daily in the national media, there's nothing wrong with America today that can't still be blamed on the guy who left the country in such a mess almost four years ago. You remember - when gas was around dollarsignr1.90, unemployment was around four percent, and our national deficit was around dollarsignr8 trillion. Look at any of these indicators, and it's easy to see why Demediacrats everywhere say Barack Obama is twice the president Bush was! And in half the time! Only hard-core capitalist pigs want that Bush mess back....

Funny Questions About Life Part 7

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You've waited, you've counted the days, you've thought to yourself, "Is that all there is to the funny questions of life?" Man, you sure have a lot of time on your hands. But no worries, your wait has paid off.

Jojo In Love

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...there had always been this nagging natural feeling that somewhere out there was his exact opposite, his missing piece, struggling like he was to find the other half. The one to reaffirm the reversible theory of unity of opposites; calm when he was raging, vibrant when he sulked, poised when he was unsure... and the vice versa complementing each other, completing the void, the two imperfect beings fitting perfectly to implement the essence of life, love.

Wedgie Dares

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We've put together a list of what we think are the top 5 wedgie dares. These dares are great to do alone, with friends or get back at your annoying brother. They will provide you and your friends with hours of entertainment.

Three Do's and Do Not's About Dressing Up Like a Pirate

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People are always trying to dress up like a dumb pirate. Don't be one of those people. Dress up like a great pirate.

Yellow Journalists Go Red, But Feel Blue

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Obviously the only way to keep America safe and free is to gut as much of its citizens' strength and liberty as we can get away with, and the president and his Demediacrat coalition have been sprinting away with great chunks of both for three years. Running like they stole something - which they did! But now, when she needs it most, the government must step in to help one of its biggest allies. I'm referring, of course, to the New York Times...

A Self Driving Ice Cream Truck - Tantalizing Indeed

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As parents, we worry about all sorts of things, and when it comes to our children, well those are amongst some of our biggest fears - that something might happen. Let's take something as simple as the ice cream man coming down the street playing a song, and all the kids chasing the ice cream truck down the street. We want our children to watch for cars, but we know they are more concerned with getting their ice cream than looking for traffic, no matter how much we tell them to look both ways before crossing or going into the...

What's in a Name? A Linguistic Proposition

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According to Shakespeare, a rose by any other name would smell just as sweet. What's in a name, right? Wrong!

The Shark

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I bought my nephew one of those "Air Sharks" for his birthday. You know - the ones they show scaring the BeJoingus out of the dog on T.V. I got it on sale for half price. I thought: "Hey, he likes sharks - I like sharks - half price - say, this could be a lot of fun!" Yup - I said it - fun.