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"Dental Plan"

Date Published: Jun 03, 2010 - 9:41 pm

So I've been waiting to post anything about the new season until I
watched the new episodes a few times. "Homer The Whopper" was the
start of Season 21 for the Simpsons and it felt a little quicker
than some recent season's episodes... but considering the episode
was written by Seth Rogan it's hard to say if this sets the pace
for the season or just says something about Rogan's writing
ability. The plot revolved around Comic Book Guy's comic book
character "Every Man" who has the ability to take on any comic book
character's ability... kind like Sylar on Hero's. The whole thing
turned into Homer's weight battle, which has been done numerous
times before (King Size Homer), so it would have been nice to see
them try something different, but there were enough good jokes
packed in to make it feel new and exciting. My favorite part of the
episode was the quick cameo by Bongo Comic's own Matt Groening
wearing a Simpsons jacket and saying "I'm so rich, I'm so rich".

Date Published: Sep 30, 2009 - 1:37 pm

The new season of The Simpsons starts one month from today on
September 27th! For a preview of the new season check out my
Simpsons Season 21 Preview.
I finally finished Season 12 with the commentary, solid as usual...
a lot of good behind the scenes stories, along with the
third time on a dvd
commentary that Matt Groening told a story about how the kid he
went to grade school with that was the inspiration for Nelson sold
kids a page out of their permanent record for a quarter after being
sent to the principals office an hour every day.
The link on the bottom of the page might not be that noticeable, so
in case you haven't seen it, you can follow me on Twitter for
Simpsons news and updates on the site:
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Date Published: Aug 27, 2009 - 12:25 pm
So I'm one and a half disks into season 12 and very excited. I
forgot how good Treehouse of Horror 11 was. Also I'm very excited
that Matt Groening did more commentaries this season, he only did
two on season 11 and it looks like he's on at least a half dozen on
this one. Joe Mantegna sits in on an audio commentary and it feels
like more of the main voice actors did commentaries this time
around. I also forgot how the episodes in syndication wind up
cutting a few things out, so it's fun to see a scene/joke that you
haven't seen since it first aired.

Date Published: Aug 19, 2009 - 2:33 pm

Today is my favorite day of the year besides New Billboard Day: New
Simpsons DVD Day! I'm getting mine on my lunch break and will be
doing nothing over the next two/three days than watching them all!
Here's a breakdown of the episodes on Season 12:
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The Simpsons: Insane Clown Poppy (2000)
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The Simpsons: Homer vs. Dignity (2000)
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The Simpsons: The Great Money Caper (2000)
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The Simpsons: Treehouse of Horror XI (2000)
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The Simpsons: A Tale of Two Springfields (2000)
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The Simpsons: Lisa the Tree Hugger (2000)
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The Simpsons: The Computer Wore Menace Shoes
(2000)
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The Simpsons: Skinner's Sense of Snow (2000)
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The Simpsons: Pokey Mom (2001)
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The Simpsons: Worst Episode Ever (2001)
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The Simpsons: Bye Bye Nerdy (2001)
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The Simpsons: Hungry Hungry Homer (2001)
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The Simpsons: Day of the Jackanapes (2001)
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The Simpsons: Simpson Safari (2001)
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The Simpsons: Simpsons Tall Tales (2001)
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The Simpsons: I'm Goin' to Praiseland (2001)
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The Simpsons: Trilogy of Error (2001)
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The Simpsons: Children of a Lesser Clod (2001)
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The Simpsons: Tennis the Menace (2001)
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The Simpsons: New Kids on the Blecch (2001)
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The Simpsons: HOMR (2001)

Date Published: Aug 18, 2009 - 9:56 am
Hobo: “And thanks to that little girl,
today you can find apples in
everything that's good: Apple wine, apple whiskey,
apple schnapps, apple martinis, uh,
Snapple with vodka in it,
apple nail polish remover ...”
Lisa: “Don't forget apple
sauce.”
Hobo: “Yeah ... I suppose you could grind some pills into it.”
[CABF17] Simpsons Tall Tales

Date Published: Aug 11, 2009 - 2:32 pm

The Simpsons Season 21, which premiers on September 27th, 2009,
will feature guest appearances by Coldplay, Seth Rogen, Jonah Hill,
Sarah Silverman, The Smothers Brothers, the Manning Brothers, Far
Side cartoonist Gary Larsen, Neve Campbell and the late Eartha
Kitt. Jackie Mason will return as Krusty's dad Rabbi Krustofski.
The season premier, entitled Homer the Whopper, is the episode
written by and staring Seth Rogen where Comic Book Guy creates a
superhero and it gets turned into a movie featuring Homer. Other
highlights include the 20th Treehouse of Horror and an episode
where Homer and Marge take up curling:
Simpsons Season 21
The Simpsons 20th Anniversery Special will air on January 14th, the
20th aniversery of the series debut:
Simpsons 20th Anniversary Special in 3D on Ice

Date Published: Jul 27, 2009 - 8:05 pm
“Wow, I never seen you have so many lunch beers
before, Homer.”
Lenny
Lenard
[CABF04]
Homer vs. Dignity

Date Published: Jul 20, 2009 - 8:59 pm
“Ah that's just drunk talk, sweet beautiful
drunk talk.”
Barney
Gumble
[4F22] The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson

Date Published: Jul 20, 2009 - 8:57 pm
“Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy
bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy
one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even
close.”
Homer
J. Simpson
[7G03] Homer's Odyssey

Date Published: Jul 20, 2009 - 8:55 pm
"Got any of that beer that has candy
floating in it? You know, Skittlebrau?"
Homer J.
Simpson
[5F03] Bart
Star

Date Published: Jul 20, 2009 - 8:54 pm
"Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether
you win or lose: it's how drunk you get."
Homer J. Simpson
[1F15] Bart Gets an Elephant

Date Published: Jul 16, 2009 - 10:25 pm
I know what you're thinking, "A website about the Simpsons,
what kind of jerk does this guy think he is? I mean really, why
bother clouding the internet with yet another tribute to the
greatest show of all time? Why not just jump off a bridge, ugly?".
Well some time ago I realized that some time ago whenever I heard
something even slightly related to a Simpsons quote, that quote
would pop into my head, usually winding up in me laughing at police
officers that informed me that if I didn't stop laughing at them
they were going to have to lock me up and slap me around a little.
I decided I needed a creative outlet for all of the space in my
brain that the Simpsons has taken up over the years, thus
MySimpsonsBlog.com. I plan on Simpsons quotes of the day, features
on Simpsons writers/directors and guest stars, Simpsons news, and
hardcore pornography. Well maybe not hardcore pornography, I guess
that doesn't have too much to do with the Simpsons, or does it? No,
it doesn't.
So thanks for dropping by, feel free to leave some comments and
tell me off when I mistakingly misspell Millhouse or something.
-Brian
P.S. Who are you calling ugly?

Date Published: Jul 15, 2009 - 3:05 pm