Summary: The Sean and The Bill Show
Sean Connery and President Bill Clinton partner to form a drive-time morning talk radio show!
Treat your ears to the finest radio since 80 year old sliced bread.
Bill had a nightmare about sex with Hill… I mean a piranha.
Poverty and technology finally meet as Nadya Suleman campaigns to
play the villain in the new Spiderman movie in this week’s episode
entitled ” Doctor Octomom”. Sean talks about how 3D TV [...]
Date Published: Oct 02, 2011 - 2:50 pm
Have sex with swiss cheese to this week’s Sean and Bill where men
in power do and say stupid things! Bill interviews Sean about his
barbaric wife-beating views toward marriage, the rapture and why
his megalomania has kicked into a god complex in “Connery
Almighty”. Maria Shriver is expected to divorce Arnold
Schwarzenegger because of his secret [...]
Date Published: May 24, 2011 - 10:21 pm
Don’t be a troll, brush up on your Charlie Sheen-isms & be a
winner, winner, chicken-dinner! Sean and Bill talk about snorting
uncut Columbian Charlie sheen in the sixties. Sean advocates
Charlie’s actions by reciting some of Sheen’s poetry as Bill
dispels rumors that he is in The Hangover 2 with Charlie in “The
Sheen and [...]
Date Published: Mar 22, 2011 - 10:22 am
Grow a beard and take off your skinny pants for this new episode!
Bill sends a thank you letter to Howard Stern for his kind words on
Piers Morgan Tonight and they both speculate who would win in a
fight Niel Connery vs. Roger Clinton. Sean kidnaps Justin Bieber
and tries to turn him into Charlie [...]
Date Published: Mar 14, 2011 - 12:08 pm
Friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your v-chips! Grow your gray
matter for blue comedy as Sean and Bill talk about Keith
Olbermann’s move to Al Gore’s Current TV and learning gospel from
the preacher with tourettes in “Preaching Obscenity”. Sean and Bill
plan an intervention for Al Gore because he is becoming Al Whore or
Charlie Sheen [...]
Date Published: Feb 21, 2011 - 9:12 pm
Put in your hearing aids and turn up the volume for another
old-timey Sean and Bill show! Sean and Bill contemplate what kind
of superheros they’d be when a listener from a third world country
writes an email and begs for money in “The Green Horny” It’s Bill
Clinton’s birthday bash and he won’t eat meat but [...]
Date Published: Jan 30, 2011 - 6:35 pm
Whip your hair back and forth and wash your dirty ears out with
soap, so you can hear this week’s Sean and Bill episode, the way it
was intended. Peta declares Bill Clinton man of the year because he
decided to save his life and swear off meat in the very noble act
of self preservation [...]
Date Published: Jan 19, 2011 - 10:00 am
Pump down the jams this week with Sean and Bill as they get hip to
what the kids are bumping out to. Vladimir sits in as they hash out
the details of Al Gore’s divorce including how Al has been sleeping
at Sean’s house. Sean and Bill tear into the latest Mel Gibson tape
because Mel [...]
Date Published: Oct 23, 2010 - 7:59 pm
Punch yourself in the face in preparation for this month’s Sean and
Bill episode with special guest Vladimir Putin sitting in. It’s
Sean Connery’s 80th birthday, find out what Bill Clinton’s surprise
birthday gift is. Sean calls Bill out on bad advice Bill gave him
to pass on the role of Gandalf in The Lord of [...]
Date Published: Sep 26, 2010 - 2:41 pm
Get ready for lift-off with this week’s episode, in which Sean
relays a terrible flying experience: being subjected to riding in
coach, avoiding a sleeping Asian woman’s sexual advances and still
managing to stop a hijacking by signing the hijackers autograph.
Bill contemplates the oil spill in the gulf, the immigration
controversy in Arizona and a [...]
Date Published: Jun 23, 2010 - 11:19 am
Digest some gossip juice this week in a world-shattering new Sean
and Bill Show. Sean Connery sings some Lady Gaga and speculates on
the existence of a Lord Gaga. Bill envies the sex-life of a man who
married and stays faithful to a pillow, but Jesse James cheats all
over town on Sandra Bullock in “The [...]
Date Published: Apr 11, 2010 - 3:15 pm
Revel in joyness as Sean “Santa” Connery and Bill discuss
cannibalistic elves, scottish zombies and edible avatar
aliens, or Na’vi. Would Santa Clause eat Survivor’s Boston Rob in
this fall’s new Survivor Heroes Vs. Villains “North Pole”? Who on a
Golden Globe? Who won The Tonight Show? Who is better at the oral
arts? Bill Clinton [...]
Date Published: Jan 20, 2010 - 12:42 pm
Celebrate the yuletide with Sean, Bill and “nail polish” egg nog.
Join Sean and Bill in “Secret Service Santa” as they exchange
Christmas gifts in a secret Santa exchange involving gag gifts and
custom carols like “Little Bagpipe Boy” and “The 12 Days of
Shooting”. What goes through David Letterman and Tiger Wood’s
cheating mind? Learn [...]
Date Published: Dec 22, 2009 - 6:48 am
Download the long-awaited unlucky 13th episode of The Sean and The
Bill Show! Rabble rouse with Sean and Bill as they start an on air
beef with the afternoon deejay over the validity of his radio magic
act. Learn social protocols on how to let someone else shine at
let’s say The MTV Video Music Awards…with [...]
Date Published: Nov 18, 2009 - 7:47 pm