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Mystery Senator Hints at Mass GOP Suicide if Romney Loses Michigan

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Republican voters have had an entire year now give or take to make up their minds about who they want as their candidate for president, yet they continue to gnash their teeth and weep blood a year later like some game show contestant given two minutes to stare at a row of identical boxes and [...]

FBI Breaks Up Latest Terrorist Plot That It Created

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In a super-neato sting operation today, the FBI totally intercepted a Muslim Terrorist wearing a suicide bomb vest en route to the Capitol, to blow it up. Sucker! Caught you! Go eat an Abortionplex-sized bag of dicks, guy! (But really, thank you for taking all of the pretend bombs our agents gave you and going [...]

Today In Rick Santorum Whining News: He Whined Again, Today

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Rick Santorum is treating reporters and media organizations today — all asking for comment on his Super PAC sugar daddy Foster Friess’ stunningly offensive comments yesterday about how “gals” should just keep their legs shut — with the typical Santorum grace, which goes something like “WHINE WHINE WHINE PITY ME WHINE *UGH* WHINE I AM [...]

Zygotes Close to Becoming Microscopic People in the Eyes of Oklahoma

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Oklahoma’s obtuse personhood law made it through the state Senate on Thursday by a margin of 34 imbeciles to 8 brains, and will now go to the House, where there are even more “interior person”-loving junkies than in the Senate. This means that, yes, fertilized eggs shall have “all the rights, privileges, and immunities available [...]

The Late Anthony Shadid Reporting From Baghdad, 2003

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The great New York Times foreign correspondent and two-time Pulitzer winner Anthony Shadid died in Syria yesterday. He was among the best. Here’s just one incredible piece we re-read last night, a dispatch from Baghdad in March, 2003, just a day or two before the American invasion: His friend, Salman Radi, joined the conversation. “We [...]

Well Someone Has To Fight the Scourge of Poor Kids Getting Free Meals

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All Big Issues must necessarily have at least two sides, it’s in the Bible, et cetera. Okay, now then, who wants to take the “pro” side on child hunger? Anyone? Anyone? Oh good, we just spotted a hand shooting up in the back. Why it’s a Tennessee Republican, about to wave his arm free of [...]

Congress Extends Payroll Tax Cut! Let’s Ruin The Fun With Grating Cynicism

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Both the House and Senate voted to extend the payroll tax cut another 10 months today. Democrats will be screaming from the Kenyan mountaintops about this great legislative victory of theirs, this “game-changer”! So let’s go through what an allegedly important Democratic legislative victory looks like in the year 2012. An big “temporary” tax cut. [...]