Summary: My funny witty quotes Blog
Witty Quotations by Funny people
It is through creating, not possessing, that life is revealed.
~Author : Vida D Scudder Famous Quotes Being in a ship is like
being in a jail, with the chance of being drowned. ~Author : Samuel
Johnson Inspirational Sayings I believe you should live each day as
if it is your last, which is why [...]

Date Published: Aug 22, 2009 - 11:40 am
Lord Ronald said nothing he flung himself from the room, flung
himself upon his horse and rode madly off in all directions.
~Author : Stephen Leacock Famous Quotes Who is wise He that learns
from everyone. Who is powerful He that governs his passions. Who is
rich He who is content. Who is that Nobody. [...]

Date Published: Aug 22, 2009 - 11:40 am
To do anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift.
~Author : Steve Prefontaine Famous Quotes One needs to be slow to
form convictions, but once formed they must be defended against the
heaviest odds. ~Author : Mahatma Gandhi Inspirational Sayings He
had occasional flashes of silence, that made his conversation
perfectly delightful. [...]

Date Published: Aug 22, 2009 - 11:39 am
Nothing is so frequent as to mistake an ordinary human gift for a
special and extraordinary endowment. ~Author : Oliver Wendell
Holmes Jr Famous Quotes Talent develops in tranquillity, character
in the full current of human life. ~Author : Johann Wolfgang von
Goethe Inspirational Sayings Since it architecture is music in
space, as it were [...]

Date Published: Aug 22, 2009 - 11:38 am
In all the work we do, our most valuable asset can be the attitude
of self-examination. It is forgivable to make mistakes, but to
stand fast behind a wall of self-righteousness and make the same
mistake twice is not forgivable. ~Author : Dr Dale E Turner Famous
Quotes My wife dresses to kill. She cooks [...]

Date Published: Aug 22, 2009 - 11:38 am
I hate mankind, for I think myself one of the best of them, and I
know how bad I am. ~Author : Joseph Baretti Famous Quotes What a
good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody had
said it before. ~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings If you
want your [...]

Date Published: Jul 19, 2009 - 1:52 am
Set all things in their own peculiar place, and know that order is
the greatest grace. ~Author : John Dryden Famous Quotes Ritual is
the way you carry the presence of the sacred. Ritual is the spark
that must not go out. ~Author : Christina Baldwin Inspirational
Sayings I define joy as a sustained sense [...]

Date Published: Jul 19, 2009 - 1:51 am
I just never let anything bother me, man. I know myself really
well. Nobody’s opinion of me can shake my opinion of myself.
~Author : Ruben Studdard Famous Quotes It must be remembered that
there is nothing more difficult to plan, more doubtful of success,
nor more dangerous to manage, than the creation of a [...]

Date Published: Jul 19, 2009 - 1:51 am
Being a woman is of special interest to aspiring male transexuals.
To actual women it is simply a good excuse not to play football.
~Author : Fran Lebowitz Famous Quotes There is no sadder sight than
a young pessimist. ~Author : Mark Twain Inspirational Sayings
Storytelling reveals meaning without committing the error of
defining it. [...]

Date Published: Jul 19, 2009 - 1:50 am
One might equate growing up with a mistrust of words. A mature
person trusts his eyes more than his ears. Irrationality often
manifests itself in upholding the word against the evidence of the
eyes. Children, savages and true believers remember far less what
they have seen than what they have heard. ~Author : Eric Hoffer
[...]

Date Published: Jul 19, 2009 - 1:50 am