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Comfort ye, my people speak ye peace, thus saith our God. Comfort those who sit in darkness, mourning 'neath their sorrow's load. For the glory of the Lord now o'er earth is shed abroad and all flesh shall see the token that His word is never broken.
~Author : Isaiah 4018 Bible Famous Quotes

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Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score Then to that twenty, add a hundred more A thousand to that hundred so kiss on, To make that thousand up a million. Treble that million, and when that is done, Let's kiss afresh, as when we first begun.
~Author : Robert Herrick Inspirational Sayings

We gladly feast on those who would subdue us ... not just pretty words, Fester.
~Author : Morticia Addams from the Addams Family movie Nice Quotes

If a man should importune me to give a reason why I loved him, I find it could no otherwise be expressed, than by making answer because it was he, because it was I.
~Author : Michel Eyquem de Montaigne Great Sayings

...the basic delusion that men may be governed and yet be free.
~Author : Henry Louis Mencken Meaningful Sayings

Our deeds are like children that are born to us;they live and act apart from our own will.
~Author : George Eliot Romola Wise Quotes

What makes mankind tragic is not that they are the victims of nature, it is that they are conscious of it.
~Author : Joseph Conrad Motivational Sayings

Friendship is...the sort of love one can imagine between angels.
~Author : Clive Staples Lewis Famous Quotes

Give a member of Congress a junket and a mimeograph machine and he thinks he is secretary of state.
~Author : David Dean Rusk Inspirational Sayings

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It is well to read everything of something, and something of everything.
~Author : Henry Peter Brougham Famous Quotes

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Now I see the secret of the making of the best persons.
~Author : Walt Whitman Inspirational Sayings

Power operates only destructively, bent always on forcing every manifestation of life into the straitjacket of its laws. Its intellectual form of expression is dead dogma, its physical form brute force. And this unintelligence of its objectives sets its stamp on its supporters also and renders them stupid and brutal, even when they were originally endowed with the best of talents. One who is constantly striving to force everything into a mechanical order at last becomes a machine himself and loses all human feeling.
~Author : Rudolph Rocker Nice Quotes

What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left.
~Author : Oscar Levant Great Sayings

No man's life, liberty or property are safe while the legislature is in session.
~Author : Judge Gideon J Tucker Meaningful Sayings

It is the supreme art of the teacher to awaken joy in creative expression and knowledge.
~Author : Albert Einstein Wise Quotes

In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the next meal would come from.
~Author : Peter Drucker Motivational Sayings

Only in solitude do we find ourselves and in finding ourselves, we find in ourselves all our brothers in solitude.
~Author : Miguel de Unanimo Famous Quotes

Risk is essential. There is not growth of inspiration in staying within what is safe and comfortable. Once you find out what you do best, why not try something else
~Author : Alex Noble Inspirational Sayings

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Knowledge is expensive.
~Author : Hanna Gray current president of the University of Chicago Famous Quotes

First keep the peace within yourself, then you can also bring peace to others.
~Author : Thomas a Kempis Imitation of Christ 1420 Inspirational Sayings

When a subject becomes totally obsolete we make it a required course.
~Author : Peter Drucker Nice Quotes

A human being is only interesting if he's in contact with himself. I learned you have to trust yourself, be what you are, and do what you ought to do the way you should do it. You have got to discover you, what you do, and trust it.
~Author : Barbra Streisand Great Sayings

Before a war, military science seems a real science, like astronomy. After a war it seems more like astrology.
~Author : Dame Rebecca West Meaningful Sayings

A truly great book should be read in youth, again in maturity and once more in old age, as a fine building should be seen by morning light, at noon and by moonlight.
~Author : Robertson Davies Wise Quotes

The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant --- and let the air out of their tires.
~Author : Dorothy Parker Motivational Sayings

Wounded vanity knows when it is mortally hurt and limps off the field, piteous, all disguises thrown away. But pride carries its banner to the last and fast as it is driven from one field unfurls it in another, never admitting that there is a shade less honor in the second field than in the first, or in the third than in the second.
~Author : Helen Hunt Jackson Famous Quotes

Would that the Roman people had a single neck [to cut off their head].
~Author : Caligula Gaius Caesar From Suetonius Inspirational Sayings

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If you can keep your head when all about you Are losing theirs and blaming it on you If you can trust yourself when all men doubt you, But make allowance for their doubting too . . . If you can meet with Triumph and Disaster And treat those two impostors just the same . . . Yours is the Earth and everything that's in it.
~Author : Rudyard Kipling Famous Quotes

There is no gravity. The earth sucks.
~Author : Graffito Inspirational Sayings

A person buying ordinary products in a supermarket is in touch with his deepest emotions.
~Author : John Kenneth Galbraith Nice Quotes

To those people in the huts and villages of half the globe struggling to break the bonds of mass misery, we pledge our best efforts to help them help themselves, for whatever period is required, not because the Communists may be doing it, not because we seek their votes, but because it is right. If a free society cannot help the many who are poor, it cannot save the few who are rich.
~Author : John Fitzgerald Kennedy Great Sayings

Quality is never an accident; it is always the result of intelligent effort.
~Author : John Ruskin Meaningful Sayings

If you make it plain you like people, it's hard for them to resist liking you back.
~Author : Lois McMaster Bujold Wise Quotes

The most important function of education at any level is to develop the personality of the individual and the significance of his life to himself and to others. This is the basic architecture of a life the rest is ornamentation and decoration of the structure.
~Author : Grayson Kirk Motivational Sayings

Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket.
~Author : Mark Twain Famous Quotes

It is my observation that being beaten is often a temporary condition, that giving up is what makes it permanent.
~Author : Marilyn vos Savant Inspirational Sayings