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New Year SMS - Receive my simple gift of LOVE

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HAPPY NEW YEAR
Receive my simple gift of LOVE
Wrapped with SINCERITY
Tied with CARE &
Sealed with BLESSINGS
2 Keep u HAPPY & SAFE all the life long.
HAPPY NEW YEAR........Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you

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Memorable moment r celebrated together,
U r my best friend for now & forever,
Make me Miss U even more this New Year,
Hope this 2012 bring Happiness for you Dear.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - ONE GLASS WATER

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ONE GLASS WATER,
ONE GLASS BEER,
OH MY DEAR,
"HAPPY NEW YEAR" :-)....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Remember the laughter

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Remember the laughter,
the joy,
the hard work,
and the tears.

And as you reflect on the past year,
also think of the new one to come.

Because most importantly,
this is a time of new beginnings
and the celebration of life."....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - New Year begins

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New Year begins,
let us pray that
it will be a year with New Peace,
New Happiness
and abundance of new friends,
God bless you
through out the New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - In The Universal Bank of God

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In The Universal Bank of God
God stores his blessings
&
deposited 365 days full of love,
faith & happiness for you,
So,Enjoy spending..
Happy New Year.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - My Wishes in 2012

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My Wishes in 2012
God gives You..
12 Month of Happiness,
52 Weeks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hours Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy..and that's all! "....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - For last year's words belong to last year

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For last year's words belong to last year's language
And next year's words await another voice.
And to make an end is to make a beginning.
Happy New Year 2012....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - May each day of the coming year

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May each day of the coming year
be vibrant and new
bringing along
many reasons for celebrations.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - Before the golden sun sets

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Before the golden sun sets,
2011's calender is destroyed,
And mobile networks get jammed,
I wish in 2012 every moment is enjoyed.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - First chapter is New Year's Day

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We will open the new book.
Its pages are blank.
We are going to put words on them ourselves.
The book is called Opportunity
and
its first chapter is New Year's Day.....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

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I wish U to have a
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012

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RENEWAL OF FRIENDSHIP CONTRACT 2012
After serious and cautious consideration,
your contract has been renewed for the Year 2012.
So, try to be more LOVING and CARING next year.
Take care of Me and Miss me.
Because, It’s impossible to find a FRIEND
Who is
95% ideal
96% smart
97% kind
98% true
99% Talented
and
100% lovable
So,
Don’t lose WHOM U NEVER WANT TO LOSE.
Wish you a Very Happy New Year....Read More SMS/Jokes

New Year SMS - HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012

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With all the Rose's Perfume
& with all the lights in the world
& with all the children Smiles...
I Wish U that your all dreams comes True..
*HAPPY NEW YEAR 2012*....Read More SMS/Jokes

Islamic SMS - Ehtaram E Juma

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Musalmano

JUMA ka Ehtaram karo
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Taki
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Tumhara Ehtaram kiya jaye.

JUMA MUBARAK....Read More SMS/Jokes