How Does Oat Bran Lower Cholesterol
How Does Oat
Bran Lower
Cholesterol
Can Anyone Tell Me If This Was The Version Elvis Presley
Sang?(Senior Citizen Version) Are you lonesome tonight? Does your
tummy feel tight? Did you bring your mylanta and tums?
Does your memory stray, To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums? Is your hairline
receding? Your eyes growing dim? Hysterectomy for her, And its
prostate for him.
Does your back give you pain? Do
your knees predict rain? Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight? Is
your blood pressure up? Good
Cholesterol down? Are
you eating your low fat cuisine? All that
Oat
Bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot. Helps you run
like A well oiled machine. If it's football or baseball, He sure
knows the score. Yes, he knows where it's at But forgets what it's
for. So your gallbladder's gone, But your gout lingers on, Tell me
dear, are you lonesome tonight? When you're hungry, he's not, When
you're cold, he is hot, Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, He goes left and you go right, Then
you get his great symphonic snore. He was once so romantic, So
witty and smart; How did he turn out to be such A cranky old fart?
So don't take any bets, It's as good as it gets, Tell me dear, are
you lonesome tonight? Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has left the
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Elvis: Singalong For The Oldies...?Are you lonesome tonight?
Does your tummy feel tight? Did you bring your
mylanta and tums? Does your memory stray, To that bright sunny day,
When you had all your teeth and your gums? Is your hairline
receding? Your eyes growing dim? Hysterectomy for her, And its
prostate for him. Does your back give you pain? Do your knees
predict rain? Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight? Is your blood
pressure up? Good
Cholesterol down? Are you eating
your low fat cuisine? All that
Oat
Bran and fruit, Metamucil to boot. Helps you run
like a well oiled machine. If it's football or baseball, He sure
knows the score. Yes, he knows where it's at But forgets what it's
for. So your gallbladder's gone, But your gout lingers on, Tell me
dear, are you lonesome tonight? When you're hungry, he's not, When
you're cold, he is hot, Then you start that old thermostat war.
When you turn out the light, He goes left and you go right, Then
you get his great symphonic snore. He was once so romantic, So
witty and smart;
How did he turn out to be such A
cranky old fart? So don't take any bets, It's as good as it gets,
Tell me dear, are you lonesome tonight?
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How Does
Oat Bran Lower
Cholesterol
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