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This is Dell’s new ad campaign. Look familiar? Ring any bells?

Look, it happens. You become a billionaire and there’s no way around it — the money fucks with your head. You tell yourself it won’t happen to you. You tell yourself you’re the same person as you were before. But you’re not, and you know it. You’re not an ordinary person. You’re a billionaire. And [...]

So Mac Life, which apparently is some kind of blog or podcast or something, asked a bunch of gadget “experts” (read: wannabees) to try to imagine their dream Apple products. The shiny turd in the photo above was one of them. To see the rest, go here. On the other hand, they did include Veronica [...]

This happened at the San Jose jet center. He was flying in, I was flying out. Our entourages tried to keep us apart but it couldn’t be helped. There’s only one hallway and we both had to go through it. Katie told me I should hold off and let him go through and then we [...]

This is what happens when you’re me. Women don’t just fantasize about being my assistant — they make movies about these fantasies, and send them to me. Scary. FWIW, Larry says this never happens to him.

We’re trying something new here — a companion site called Rabid Fanboy where two longtime friends of the blog, Brinke and Lastangelman, are posting whatever they find that’s interesting to them. Think of it as an experiment in citizen journalism, or community aggregation, or whatever. The idea is, rabid fanboys want to share with each [...]

And just to be polite, Katie wrote a nice little blurb for them and put my name on it. In case you’re wondering who I beat: Hillary Clinton, David Chase, the Google guys, the Twitter guys, and Arianna. So there.

The moment where he asks, “What’s Bing?” comes right at the end, so sadly you have to sit through 2 minutes of Ryan Seacrest (Windows user) asking dumb questions. The one question Ryan doesn’t ask is the one I’ve wanted to know since I first read the first Twilight book and got hooked on the [...]

We are very excited to have Daniel Eran Dilger of Roughly Drafted Magazine guest-blogging for us today as part of what we hope will be an ongoing series of guest posts by the brightest names in Mac enthusiast blogging. We’re calling the series “Rabid Fanboy,” and when we approached Daniel he was extremely cool about the [...]

And now the headaches begin. Corporate dorks with HP printers report that their late-model HP printers are suddenly not working now that Win7 is in the house. Quote from an HP support forum: “This is unbelievable! We purchased multiple 3600n printers just barely a year ago (September, 2008). We have made the decision to upgrade [...]